Allow Myself To Introduce . . . . . Myself

I'm the disgruntled EX-employee . . . the guy who worked a bunch of shitty jobs I hated until I finally said screw it all and quit. So why am I still disgruntled? I'm glad you asked. It's because of all the years I feel robbed by corporate America for slaving away at their facilities of evil, making them rich while I toiled in some shithole office. Plus the fact that so many people all over America are stuck doing shit they hate EVERYDAY just for a measley paycheck that doesn't even compensate us PRETENDING to work. So what did "the man" give me in exchange for my years of blind service and dedication? Free cans of soda, a community fridge to store my cheap lunches, and birthday cake 68 times a week for employees' birthdays who I didn't give a shit about anyways. I felt that there are probably plenty of people that feel the same way I did so I put this blog together. But before really delving into what the content of this blog is going to be let's just look at what a job really is shall we drones. Here are the characteristics of a job (if you're being honest with yourself):

- YOU SELL YOUR TIME FOR MONEY (HOW THE HELL DO YOU PRICE TIME?)
- YOU DEAL WITH THE SAME BAFFOONS EVERYDAY
- YOU'RE TOLD WHAT TO DO AND REARED LIKE A CHILD
- MORE THAN LIKELY YOU'RE SMARTER THAN THE PEOPLE YOU ANSWER TO
- DEALING WITH BULLSHIT POLICIES AND THE BULLSHIT OF THEM MAKING MORE


AND that's just a slick few right there . . . which leads me to what the blog content is going to be. Now luckily the whole time I had this foul thing we call a "job" I would look for plenty of shit to do to APPEAR busy to the man. But what I was really doing was daydreaming (of course) and browsing the internet for random shit.

Mostly I'd look up stuff that would help me laugh and deal with the pain and anguish of office life with occasionally some self help and entrepreneurial stuff to hopefully get me the hell out of the rat race. So after all the mindless browsing and dodging my boss I decided start this blog to:

• Vent about office life and roast the SHIT out of the characters we see at work everyday
• Hopefully help other drones deal with the soul sucking workday through humor and info
• Maybe motivate some drones across America to get the hell out of the rat race while there's still time
• Get some satisfaction and a good night's sleep

I'll be posting articles, cartoons, videos, products, and other wonderful stuff that take jabs at "the man". Hopefully some of this stuff will inspire you because as you know I don't like working and this blog is going to take "work". What irony. And that about sums up the purpose of this blog, and yes I WILL be making plenty of references to the movie "Officespace" throughout this blog so subscribe to this blog and get used to it buddy.